Don't drink Caca Cola!

You enjoy a big glass of C*** Cola with ice? Have you any idea what kind of bomb it is for your organs? No? Then check this out. These datas are taken from a resarch of the university of Washington, comparing water with C*** Cola. Guess what is healthier…

• C*** Cola is a powerful detergent. If you need to clean the inside of your toilets, drop a can of coke (opened, obviously!), let it there a few hours and flush: your toilets shoud be perfectly white. The citrical acid contained in the drink can also make disappear any kind of dirtyness on your dishes. And if you need to remove spots of fat on your clothes, adding a can of coke in the washing machine is something efficient.

• C*** Cola cleans motors. In the USA, all trucks that transport coke are identified with a DANGEROUS MATERIAL stamp. The drivers use coke tu clean the engines of the oldest trucks. It also works for cleaning up the windshield of your car, especially traces left by the snow, or spots of rust on metals…

• C*** Cola cleans blood and dissolve bones. In many States of the US, the police road patrols bring two galons (~ 7,5 liters) of coke with them in case they need to clean the ground after a car accident. If one puts a bone inside a container of coke, it disappears in only two days! Why is that? Because C*** Cola contains phosphoric acid. Its PH is 2.8, which is quite acid: enough to dissolve a nail in four days! Phosphoric acid also dissolve calcium from the bones and is the main cause of osteoporosis, a disease that reduces the weight of bones and make the entire skeleton more fragile.

• Diet coke is more dangerous. Doctors and scientists warn that Diet coke is even more dangerous because of the interacion between cola and aspartame. This mixture could be responsible for causing lupus and, also, the degeneration of the human nervous system.

So my advice to you is that you only offers C*** or Pep** or any cola to people you really don't like.